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"These are a few of my favorite things! "
by: Sin Bin Goons (si_goon) Oct 31, 12:33 pm EST.
Goals and assits and time-out meetings;
Power Play Points and new dental fittings;
Bundles of pluses tied up in strings;
These are a few of my favorite things!
Goalies Shut-Outs and high save percentage;
Low Goals Against and two man advantage;
Peacemaker Goons and goalies with wins;
These are a few of my favorite things!
Short Handed Points here and there;
All my opponents, are out of there;
Jerseys and Gloves and four point swings;
These are a few of my favorite things!
"Slim Ladies" "LOOK"ing kind of lost;
"Nottingham Sheryls" writing a post;
"All-Russian Dudes", the "Hadsomes" and "Great Bums";
"Sloppy Glove Mints" and even "Derived Ones"
All of us here playing for keeps
ZHL's one of my favorite things! ."
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Stupid is as Stupid does...
by: The Look (rudoy_1969) Nov 22, 2:44 pm EST
Listen, Forrest, why don't you just stay away from the posts.
They don't make any sense anyway.
However, for everyone entertainment, here are the top 10 for
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SLIM MORON IF*:
10.Your e-mail address starts with Justink (Just Stink).
9. You try to draft the player by the first name (Radoslav)
8. You get rid of Nolan but keep Bonk (last season)
7. You actually draft Bonk (who is ranked 315) in the second round
6. Instead of claiming a goalie from the waivers, you actually drop your goalie first wait three days and play shorthanded (Luongo).
5. You trade for a player, then drop him, then let someone else pick that same player up and trade for him again. Then, of course, you drop him again (last season, Radek Dvorak)
4. You draft a player (Gary Roberts) even though it was announced prior to draft that he will be out for the season. Maybe you want to keep him in the keeper league? In that case I will be picking up Bonk in the first round of next draft.
3. You never pick any good players from the Rangers but always have an ex-Ranger on your team (who sucks badly somewhere else) (York this season)
2. You keep asking Commish to pick players for you even though we are allowed to do it ourselves. When everyone else has the new player available the next day, you wait till next Monday, or even the Monday of the week after (when you are on a road to nowhere)
And number one indication that
YOU ARE A SLIM MORON:
1. The players you picked up in the free agency after the draft are incredibly much better than anyone you picked up during the draft.
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*Assembled with help from Goonies
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Wizardly Players of the Week!
by: All-Sergei Team (dt_united) Dec 2, 2:15 pm EST
You’re a wizard Harry. As the Chamber of Secrets has been opened once again, I in turn have opened this edition of Players of the Week. So grab your Nimbus 2000, watch out for incoming bludgers, and hold onto the quaffle!
Golden Snitch Award: Jan Hrdina of the Glove Hands has been a force this week, taking the quaffle and scoring three time and helping four others on their tallies. Tack on 4 ppps, +1 and a shp and you’ve got a beautiful week indeed. Hrdina is to Weasly as Lemiux is to Potter. Put them together and you’ve got a great team.
Professor Gilderoy Lockhart Award: Defense against the dark arts is a specialty of Tom “Port-a” Poti. Thankfully, our league rewards offensive defensemen, otherwise you’d never see a Ranger mentioned here.(Sorry, couldn’t help myself) The Lame One enjoyed an inspiring week from Mr. Poti with 2 red light specials along with five assists. Toss in six minutes in the sin bin and 2pps and you’ve got a keeper.
Professor Sprout Award: Nobody tends to magical plants in Herbology like Professor Sprout, and nobody tended the nets better than Tommy “Mika” Salo. The Derivatives have been spending long hours in the Hogwarts library with Hermione, and it’s paid off for a second time this year! Two big Ws and a shutout, is all one can ask for. A GAA of .5 and .974 save %! Somebody repot the mandrakes!
Crabbe & Goyle Award: Barret Jackman gooned his way to a whopping 24 Pims! Some how he also managed to steal a plus one while intimidating some fellow students of the game. Fellow Slytherins, and Derivatives alike would surely admire such talents!
***New Weekly Feature***
Muggle Award: Bigger muggles you’d be hard pressed to find than Lecavalier –5 and Turek 0-4 5.03GAA. Slim and the Derivatives should maybe consider changing their name to Dursley, and move to Privet Dr.
Till next week,
Professor DT
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" by: The Look (rudoy_1969) Oct 11, 3:20 pm EDT
Your name is...What?...Your name is...Who?...
Your name is JustStink!
Your brain's dead weight,
just try to get your head straight
'Cause you can't figure out which player is not so great
Dr. Emerick said: "Slim Shady you a basehead..."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face painted red, man you wasted..."
Dude, which part of "The only way to place a player on IR is when Yahoo marks him as IR. Then you can pick up another player from FA pool" you don't understand.
In addition, if you would have half a brain you would notice that the league is locked now and no one can make any roster changes until Monday after the league is reset. You know you need to first try playing in the Nursery League or something to figure out what everyone knows already. Not to worry though, no one will pick up Madden. I mean last year Holic was rated in the top 20 players and no one wanted him. Only this year when he is a Ranger he was drafted. Figure that one out...
Your name is...What?...Your name is...Who?...Your name is JustStink!
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